Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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