those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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