I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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