You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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