dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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