Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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