I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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