yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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