she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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