i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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