I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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