office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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