I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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