she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
