Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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