if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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