two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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