I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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