what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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