I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize