Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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