My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize