airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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