What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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