so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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