trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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