: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
not ubering you a puppy
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex