So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point