If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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