i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just high enough for therapy.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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