No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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