my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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