I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Randomize
