if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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