How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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