Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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