Just fell off a train. Bad.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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