Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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