I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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