Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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