How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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