awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
