he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
