So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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