But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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