Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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