They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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