he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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