honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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