I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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