just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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